I don't have to tell em nothin, my reputation precedes me...
My Goodness, if you must know, it's actually quite embarrassing.
My pastor taught a series at church several months ago about how church shouldnt be all feminine and wussy. The bible calls for men to be the leaders not only in their homes, but in their churches, communities, in the lives of their kids, blah blah blah so forth and so on and MUCH to my surprise on a Sunday morning, he put up a picture of me and a hog that I cuaght with hunter and cornbread and joked around about me killing hogs on Saturday and teaching the middle school class on Sunday's.
Ever since then my good buddy Phil who is our youth pastor started rewriting chuck Norris jokes and putting my name in them and either telling them from the stage in the youth room or whatever wherever he feels like poking fun at me.
I used to be on staff at the church in the youth dept, but Phil does such a good Job with those kids I decided just to volunteer for him instead. Anyway, that is basically how he introduces me to parents and such only because o don't like being put on the spot and he knows it embarrasses the crap out of me. So it has become an inside joke of sorts in our church.
Any of you ever get embarrassed over something, don't let Chance get ahold of it.
But hey, I'm a pretty sorry role model at times and not really what alot of churches would say is the type of guy they want teaching Sunday school, but if folks cuttin jokes and pokin a lil fun at me and my hobby helps to get one young man to give God a chance to change his life then yeah, I'll play the "boar slayer" all day for that.
