OK Barlow...now that you mentioned the "Perfect Hunting dog"...many have said there is no such thing...I have had one or two that were close...one didn't make it because his poop smelled pretty bad at times...might have been the handlers fault because of inconsistent feeding schedules and sometimes changing the diet randomly...

and the other dog...well...he never learned how to retrieve the beer from the fridge and bring it to me...I never was clear on whose fault it was...was it the lack of handling skills or was it the dog, or both? I am still working on the root cause analysis...
