Simple Home Remedies!

[uglydog]

Scooter sent this to me in an email, figured I had to share with you all.........................



AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:... > >   > > >   THESE REALLY WORK!!   > > AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: > >
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY> GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.> > >

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE> TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.. > >

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF> AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,> THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.. REMEMBER TO USE> A TIMER. > >

 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL> PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER> YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. > >

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.> THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. > >

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.> IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT> SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. > >

 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN> ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. > >

 DAILY THOUGHT: > > SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR> ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED> DOWN THE STAIRS. >

[T-Bob Parker]

Laxatives, bwwwwwaaaaaahhhhh 

[jdt]

i'm gonna try using the sink and see if that makes her happier 

 crystal , if it dont come out like it should , you got my back 

[jamesk69]

LOL! #7! i tell the guys in my class that all the time (diesel class)