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« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2010, 06:02:07 pm » |
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does a one leggerd duck swim in a circle, does a rooster eat with his pecker
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« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2010, 08:51:24 pm » |
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Ok hubby and I been thinking about all the great sayings that we heard as we were growing up so here we go....
Let sleeping dogs lye...I heard that one a lot when I would go messing with my brother or sister.
If you can't run with the big dogs stay under the porch.
I use to tell my kids when they were acting up that I was going to jerk the arms off and slap them with it.
My mom always told us kids that she was going to kill us and then swear to the good lord that we dies of natural causes...We were wild kids...lol
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« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2010, 11:37:14 pm » |
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I remember gettin in trouble and my mom telling me"I am going to knock your teeth down your throat" hahah
We would be working with papa and I wouldnt have my pocket knife, I would ask him if he did and he would always say" I got my pants on dont I"
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« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2010, 06:43:57 am » |
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DubbleRDawgs - Let sleeping dogs lye. That's what everyone is doing with the "Hounds vs Cur" thread right now! lol "Well butter my arse and call me a biscuit"! Im having fun reading this thread! It sure has me reminiscing in my youth and missing loved ones that have passed on from this world. Now put some "giddy up" in "your get along" and post some more people.  |
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"No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs." - President Harry Truman
“I like hogs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hogs treat us as equals” - Sir Winston Churchill
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« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2010, 10:49:45 am » |
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"Do you want a whoopn?" Like I was gonna say "ya please I like whoopings"
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« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2010, 11:12:08 am » |
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Just remembered another one, " if you swing with monkeys you'll hang from trees and you lay with dogs you'll get up with fleas" this one was in reference to who you pick to be friends with, from my mom.
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« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2010, 12:15:54 pm » |
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Faster then turkey crap through a tin horn, still trying to figure this one out  |
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« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2010, 12:50:48 pm » |
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Slicker than snot on a door knob
Faster than greased owl $$it
Ugly as a mud fence
Pretty as a speckled pup
Wilder than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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Cowboys stay in the saddle longer.
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« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2010, 04:18:23 pm » |
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Ok...We keep reading and thinking of new ones.....
My nanny use to say the kids down the block were "wilder than a march hare", of course those kids were my cousins.
Another one was, "Meaner than a junk yard dog."
I'll keep thinking of some more. Gosh I am really feeling old...LOL
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« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2010, 04:20:27 pm » |
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This thread has me hankering for reruns of the Beverly Hillbilly's and Uncle Jed's sayings he used on that show...ROTFLMFBO
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« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2010, 06:47:12 pm » |
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Yall keep them a coming, I am very much enjoying some I haven't heard in ages and others are new, and Good!
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« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2010, 07:11:20 pm » |
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When something is expensive it is "higher than a giraffe's a$$?
When someone is tight "they can shove coal up their a$$ and chit out a diamond"
On days like today it is "colder than a well diggers a$$"
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"I hate rude behavior in a man, I won't tolerate it"~Woodrow F. Call
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."~Thomas Jefferson
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« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2010, 08:29:02 pm » |
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When something is expensive it is "higher than a giraffe's a$$?
When someone is tight "they can shove coal up their a$$ and chit out a diamond"
On days like today it is "colder than a well diggers a$$"
Those are good ones Matt. My grandpa always says "he's tighter than bark on a tree" And "Colder than a well diggers a$$ in Montana".....I think I felt this way today. |
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« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2010, 09:27:42 pm » |
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My grandpa always told me whenever the owls started hootin, the deer would get up and start moving.
I've found that to always be pretty true. Anyone else ever heard that?
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« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2010, 09:38:08 pm » |
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Sorry folks. They just keep coming to me.
Its so dry the trees are whistling for the dogs. An old boss from West Texas
She is so fat it takes two dogs to bark at her! Aunt Margret
After a hard days playing in the woods as a kid..... Child! look at your face! You look like you've been sucking on an old sow!!! Mom
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"No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs." - President Harry Truman
“I like hogs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Hogs treat us as equals” - Sir Winston Churchill
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« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2010, 09:50:16 pm » |
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It's drier than a popcorn fart....
When you eat too much or something you shouldn't have you might "chit like a pet coon" or "chit like a goose"
When someone has freckles they "tanned through a screen door"
Wild as a March hare
I am really just hitting my stride here folks I got a lot more haha...
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"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session" - Mark Twain (1866)
"I hate rude behavior in a man, I won't tolerate it"~Woodrow F. Call
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."~Thomas Jefferson
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« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2010, 12:51:12 am » |
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A few more from Oz.
Handy as a screen door on a submarine.
Flash as a rat with a gold tooth. (Flash means showy...)
Slippery as cat chit on a lino (linoleum) floor.
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« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2010, 02:23:36 am » |
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handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Hungry as a woodpecker in a steel mill.
She's got a head on her like a basterd rat.
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« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2010, 03:12:13 am » |
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Getting about like a half open pocket knife...(man with a bad back).
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« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2010, 07:57:53 am » |
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When asked "How are you today?" I've heard "Finer than frog hair."
Hotter than 2 rats screwing in a wool sock.
When something is expensive, it's "Higher than chicken teeth."
My ol Papa Dad had one for a hefty girl....."Her azz is wide enough for a 3rd leg."
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