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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2011, 07:56:29 am »

I'm headed home, traveling from Mobile, Alabama like a scalded ape!  Grin

I'm going to actually make it! See y'all there.

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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2011, 08:34:02 am »

 If God's willin' and the creek don't rise, we'll see yall there!  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2011, 02:32:29 pm »

Just picked up some of the pigs for the wild hog hauling... See y'all in a few hours!
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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2011, 07:18:51 pm »

Is there anyone else here? 903-390-8502
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2011, 02:02:38 am »

There was an entire ETHD cheering section. As well as several ETHD members competing.
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« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2011, 02:22:48 am »

Huh. Nobody told me. Guess I know where I rank!  Huh?
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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2011, 07:54:26 am »

lets see the pictures.
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« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2011, 08:41:06 am »

Tiny,
Was that you flittering around in jeans and a yellow top? If so you walked past us several times. You just missed the fat bald guy wearing an ethd shirt.

Craig,
I had my sister bring her good camera, I will get some pics from her and post them.
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« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2011, 09:06:57 am »

Flitting around?? Yeah that was prolly me. Had my sister and cousin with me.
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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2011, 04:09:59 pm »

We had a great time but my arse sure hurts from them wooden bleechers.
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« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2011, 08:18:07 am »

Thanks to all for comeing! Thanks Chris for bringing the sheep!
Thanks Tiny for picking the hogs up for me!
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« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2011, 08:41:05 am »

hope we get to see sum pic   Grin
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« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2011, 08:55:20 am »

Thanks to all for comeing! Thanks Chris for bringing the sheep!
Thanks Tiny for picking the hogs up for me!

Chance,

    I saw you eyeballing that paint sheep, you know, the one you said "sure was purdy".  I was going to leave her there for you, but Mandi was afraid of what might happen to her, so she got loaded up on the trailer. Grin
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« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2011, 09:18:53 am »

Ewww, did he have his pants tucked in to his boots Shocked Grin
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« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2011, 09:40:52 am »

T-Bob,

   I'll go one step further, and give you a picture story of what went down at the ranch rodeo.


   I called Chance and asked him for directions to the arena. He said to take 321, then turn on peach street. Drive down a ways and I would see his homeys hangin at the gate, and they would tell me where to unload.

Here's his homeys.




There was a bit of a language barrier, but I finally figured out that they wanted me to park next to senior Chance's truck.  Here's what I parked next to.




Now, I had a couple of sweet tea's on the way up there, so first thing I did was head to the restroom. That's where I found Sr. Chance getting ready for the rodeo.



He was all smiles when he showed me his new belt buckle that he won the other night at the salsa dance contest. But he said he was having trouble figuring out what boots to wear for the rodeo. Here are the options that he had to choose from.









My suggestion was that he just go barefoot, rather than wear any of those boots, but he liked the pink sparkly ones, so that's what he wore.  We left out of there, and he said he had fired up the grill, and that we should get something to eat before the grand entry. So we headed over to his grill, and this is what I found.




The first half of the ranch rodeo was pretty entertaining, then Crystal realized she was in a bind, some of the numbers had come off the cattle, so she asked me to head out to her new car that Senor Chance had just bought her and get some new numbers and glue to re-tag the cattle. She said he bought her a Beamer, but I had trouble finding it because the only car I could see in the parking lot looked like a VW, it wasn't until I saw the BMW emblem that I realized Chance had bought her a VW with the Beamer package.




I got back from the parking lot just in time to see Chance's protege, getting ready for the mutton bustin. Seeing him next to Chance, I could see where the kid gets his style.




As you can see by the pictures, Senior Chance really puts on a good show.





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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2011, 09:48:57 am »

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!    Grin   LOL
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« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2011, 10:04:01 am »

WOW...where Chance and Crystals reply to that whole story... I meana picture is worth a thousand words.
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« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2011, 10:13:39 am »

WOW...where Chance and Crystals reply to that whole story... I meana picture is worth a thousand words.

I am afraid to see what they might dig up. Shocked
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« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2011, 10:47:48 am »

I'm glad to see those fence climbing boots going high fashion !!!! I'm going have to find the monster energy pair!!
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« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2011, 11:05:52 am »

Bawahahahaha!!! Chance has lost some weight since the last time I saw him! Grin

Sure wish you would have gotten some pictures of Seniora Chrystal!!! I can only imagine!!! 
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