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« on: September 22, 2012, 07:08:50 pm » |
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When you are single and dating a girl she breaks up with you slapping her rear. Then the next girl breaks up with you for not slapping her rear.  When you are married and you slap your wife's rear she gets mad at you. Then a few weeks later she is crying and after hours of asking her why she says it is because you never slap her rear Women  |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2012, 08:17:13 pm » |
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Preach on!
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We'll all be equal under the grass, God's got a heaven for country trash
"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
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Easttex91
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2012, 09:11:01 pm » |
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Lol I think me and you are dating sisters dub
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2012, 12:25:25 am » |
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Always want what they don't have! Never happy!
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2012, 12:35:03 am » |
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Always want what they don't have! Never happy!
LOL REATJ81 THATS FUNNY AIN'T IT !!!! NEVER |
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Lamont Roberts
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hogdown
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2012, 01:13:48 am » |
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MY WIFE LIKE'S TO SAY.WHAT YOUR ON THE PHONE TALKING TO YOUR OTHER WIVIES ABOUT THEM **** DOGS ? I ALWAYS TELL HER SEE YOU TALK BACK AND MY DOG'S DON'T.
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Lamont Roberts
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2012, 01:41:52 pm » |
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The old saying: Can't live with them, Can't live without them!
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dub
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2012, 09:09:24 pm » |
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When I get mad I go out and sit next to the kennels. The yard dogs come sit around me and none of them talk or complain about anything. I figure I don't need to say anything after that.  |
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"...A man who has nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself..." John Stuart Mill
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2012, 09:21:29 pm » |
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I been with mine for 12 years she cool.as Hell never talks back likes to go out with me we have three kids
Loves to hunt
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2012, 09:23:45 pm » |
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whenever one leaves I just replace her with a dog and name it after her..lol That way when i cull it i feal better! |
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2012, 05:28:17 am » |
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whenever one leaves I just replace her with a dog and name it after her..lol That way when i cull it i feal better! Lmfao those dogs get culled a lot faster than the others huh? |
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 05:24:16 pm » |
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whenever one leaves I just replace her with a dog and name it after her..lol That way when i cull it i feal better! Lmfao those dogs get culled a lot faster than the others huh? haha believe it or not, no. |
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 07:26:38 pm » |
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Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 07:38:35 pm » |
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Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!!
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Excuse me for all the ladies on the forum. BUT what I ve always been told is..... You treat a lady like a wh*** and a wh*** like a lady....
For whatever reason the fancy women like to be treated like crap and the "other" women you can win their heart if your sweet, I ve never applied this method cause I m scared to, and engaged lol |
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 09:56:28 pm » |
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Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!!
Id have to disagree with this one!!!! Remember this about women if you treat them like a thourghbred they will never be a nag!!!!!!
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Excuse me for all the ladies on the forum. BUT what I ve always been told is..... You treat a lady like a wh*** and a wh*** like a lady....
For whatever reason the fancy women like to be treated like crap and the "other" women you can win their heart if your sweet, I ve never applied this method cause I m scared to, and engaged lol
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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 10:16:37 pm » |
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A woman is like a dog and a horse, you go to bragging on one, and they'll sure enough make a fool outta you quick.
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 10:25:51 pm » |
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A woman is like a dog and a horse, you go to bragging on one, and they'll sure enough make a fool outta you quick.
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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2012, 12:07:10 pm » |
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Like my tat artist says, Can't live with em, can't set em on fire legally!  |
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Do work, make chit happen, and never stop moving forward.
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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2012, 02:59:08 pm » |
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i like mine. cant complain! she paid for my private hog hunt and wants to see pictures
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Hog Dog Mike
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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2012, 05:55:46 pm » |
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Lock your wife and your best dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then go back and open it up and see who is glad to see you.
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