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I could not let this die. I have to tell this story. I get a text from a lady who bought a horse from me saying she has a friend in rasharon tx that has a hog problem .I explain im to far to do her justice but tbob is right there. I forwarded his number and name. She replies back with her friend had already heard of him. SHE HAD HEARD HE COULD KILL A HOG WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND HIS BARE HANDS. I don't know what he's telling them women folks down there but he has them all believing he is the Boar God lmbo
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Hog hunting can start more crap than anything I have ever seen!(HDLCrystal)
Remember John Wayne was just an actor the real cowboys is who he looked up to..........
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 06:29:07 pm » |
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That's good stuff right there!
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But seek first the kingdom of God and all these things will be provided for you. Matthew 6:33
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 06:30:27 pm » |
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Wow T-Bob, you are a legend already!
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 06:32:35 pm » |
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Haha bad sum buck there
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 06:38:27 pm » |
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This ought to be good!
The reply T-Bob?
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 06:44:20 pm » |
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That guy... I hear his name being whispered at the Stewarts in Brazoria. He must be bad!!!
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 06:49:01 pm » |
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If they whisper his name he may be so so. When they no longer are willing to speak his name is when u know he's bad.
I bet this guy hunts with chuck Norris as tough as he is.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 06:49:35 pm » |
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I was wondering what the hell he used the flashlight for.lol
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2013, 06:51:47 pm » |
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Chuck Norris would put his tail between his legs and run from, ole tbob. Chuck Norris uses num chucks. Tbob uses a flashlight and his bare hands.
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2013, 06:54:13 pm » |
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A man badder than chuck! I gotta hide behind a tree and get a look at this fella.
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2013, 06:56:39 pm » |
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I don't have to tell em nothin, my reputation precedes me...  My Goodness, if you must know, it's actually quite embarrassing. My pastor taught a series at church several months ago about how church shouldnt be all feminine and wussy. The bible calls for men to be the leaders not only in their homes, but in their churches, communities, in the lives of their kids, blah blah blah so forth and so on and MUCH to my surprise on a Sunday morning, he put up a picture of me and a hog that I cuaght with hunter and cornbread and joked around about me killing hogs on Saturday and teaching the middle school class on Sunday's. Ever since then my good buddy Phil who is our youth pastor started rewriting chuck Norris jokes and putting my name in them and either telling them from the stage in the youth room or whatever wherever he feels like poking fun at me. I used to be on staff at the church in the youth dept, but Phil does such a good Job with those kids I decided just to volunteer for him instead. Anyway, that is basically how he introduces me to parents and such only because o don't like being put on the spot and he knows it embarrasses the crap out of me. So it has become an inside joke of sorts in our church. Any of you ever get embarrassed over something, don't let Chance get ahold of it. But hey, I'm a pretty sorry role model at times and not really what alot of churches would say is the type of guy they want teaching Sunday school, but if folks cuttin jokes and pokin a lil fun at me and my hobby helps to get one young man to give God a chance to change his life then yeah, I'll play the "boar slayer" all day for that. |
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2013, 07:03:15 pm » |
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Hey Chuck I mean Tbob this landed in my lap. When I read the text I was eating soup and rice. I spit it all over the place. Im still trying to figure out if you beat the hogs with the flashlight or what.lol
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2013, 07:16:20 pm » |
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I heard T-bob don't flush the toilet, he scares the chit out of it!
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"The problems we face today are there because the people who work
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2013, 07:31:58 pm » |
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tbob if you are putting any schools on , how to kill a hog with flash lite. sign me up, lol j/k
chance thats good ol story rite there.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2013, 07:40:49 pm » |
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i heard t-bob took the maglite and with his bare hands twisted it around the hogs head tight enough to cut it off !! i been wanting to go see and meet him when we're in houston but i'm afraid i might do something wrong and piss him off  |
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« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2013, 08:00:33 pm » |
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From what I hear round that way the pigs hear his ol Chevy comin and they head for cwards county where they ain't gotta worry bout that ol internet hunter  |
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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2013, 08:02:21 pm » |
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Sounds like we need u in my parts haha . Goodstory
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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2013, 08:12:00 pm » |
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I heard mosquitoes don't bite him out of pure respect
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"Pedigree indicates what the animal should be. Conformation indicates what the animal appears to be. But PERFORMANCE indicates what the animal actually is."
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2013, 08:42:27 pm » |
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I heard that when he walks you can hear the same sound effects that the Million Dollar Man made.
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« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2013, 08:58:02 pm » |
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Those are all pretty decent, but y'all ain't got nothin on a room full of 7th graders. |
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