haha good stuff !!! 
 when i was in college the police called the arp house about 2 in the am , said their was a cow loose in a ritsy  neighbor hood . 3 of us hauled ass , we caught her on foot and wrapped of to an expensive looking little tree . she pulled it up by the roots and drug us to the next tree , this one she broke off  about waist high . we finally got her wrapped off on a fire hidrant , some how she had gotten a bycyclle, alittle red wagon,  a rose bush and the 2 trees tangled in the rope . 

them folks came out as we were loadin her and wanted to know who was gonna pay for the damage . 

 we all looked at each other , kinda grinned and pointed at the cow  

 . i guess they thought we were out leading our cow around at 2 in the morning and she got unruly  
 
 i'll rope the biggest old bull on a shetland pony but after getting drug through that rose bush i decided never to rope another cow on foot lol ,  i guess you could kinda say we came out smelling like a rose