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Chad Taylor
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« on: March 08, 2012, 02:51:10 pm »

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
 
He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
 
She asks ... "What does that mean?"
 
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
 
She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"
 
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

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The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2012, 02:53:35 pm »

Haha that's a good one
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2012, 02:54:05 pm »

Lmao! That's pretty good!
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2012, 04:17:10 pm »

Great stuff right there.
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2012, 04:20:56 pm »

After thirty years you would think he would be smart enough to leave the I J K out of it Grin
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2012, 07:32:30 pm »

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2012, 07:38:10 pm »

Yes indeed!!!!! Grin
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2012, 09:21:55 pm »

Nice  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2012, 09:27:34 pm »

Good one !
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